The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Turn on temptation arise tear the sky
The Misheard: Turn out them tail strings a ripe pear the spy
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Real Lyric: I will never be afraid again, I will keep on fighting till the end, I can walk on water I can fly, I will keep on fighting till I die.
The Misheard: I am bad ass at afraid of thing, Oh well I freaking died on end, I will stalk the hottest guys 'goes by, i am creepy frightening scary guy.
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Real Lyric: Learn to love her Or the opposite is right
The Misheard: Learn to love herOnly Uncle Fester's right
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Real Lyric: Baby can you handle this, (?) baby can you handle this (?) baby can you handle this (?) I don't think you can handle this wooooo
The Misheard: Baby can you handle this,(I've farted)baby can you handle this(I've farted)baby can you handle this(I've farted)I don't think you can handle thiswooooo
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer...
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza...
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Real Lyric: I’m a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what), I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what), I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what), I will survive (what), Keep on survivin' (what), I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what), I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what), I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what), I will survive (what), Keep on survivin' (what).
The Misheard: I’m a bus driver (what),I'm not gonna give up (what),I'm not gon' stop (what),I'm gonna work harder (what),I'm a bus driver (what),I'm gonna make it (what),I will survive (what),Keep on survivin' (what),I'm a bus dr
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Real Lyric: Where it lands is where it should
The Misheard: Where the hell's my sweatshirt?
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Real Lyric: Annie are you OK/ You OK? You OK, Annie?
The Misheard: Annie are you walking? Are you walking? Are you walking, Annie?
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Real Lyric: Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
The Misheard: Had your ass wide open, bet you won't do the same
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Real Lyric: When we drink we do it right gettin' slizzard
The Misheard: When we drink, we do it. Why? Flippin' scissors.
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