The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I'm on my knees looking for the answer.We we
The Misheard: And I'm on my knees looking for my hampster.
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: Whose bed have your boobs been under?
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
The Misheard: Frisbees, chimps in sleeves
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Real Lyric: Dum dum dum, dummy doo wah. Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah Oh oh oh, oh oh ah Only the lonely.
The Misheard: Dumb dumb dumb, dumber you are. Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah Oh oh oh, oh oh ah Only the lonely.
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Real Lyric: I woke up this mornin', baby Yes, I called your name
The Misheard: I woke up this mornin', babyYes, I called Joe Namath
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Real Lyric: Sweating bullets
The Misheard: Sweating Mullets
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Real Lyric: I can't get no satisfaction
The Misheard: I can't get no savage action
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Real Lyric: I'm a Family Man, and my Bark is much worse than my Bite
The Misheard: I'm a Family Man, and my Fart is much worse Than My Bite
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Real Lyric: Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high
The Misheard: Somewhere over the rainbowWeigh a pie
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Real Lyric: Been crossing that bridge with lessons i've learned, playing with fire and not getting burned
The Misheard: been crossing that bridge with lessons i've learned, playing with fire and why can dem burn
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