The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I pity the fool
The Misheard: I picture the fool
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Real Lyric: I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic
The Misheard: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie worldMy boobs are plastic, so un-tastic
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: I fight with Dorathy, Dorathy always wins.
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Real Lyric: Color my hair, do what I dare
The Misheard: Combin' my hair, doin' a dare.
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Real Lyric: Moon, moon, moon, blue moon
The Misheard: Moo moo moo moo moo
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Real Lyric: What you doin' LAYIN' ON YOUR BACK, aah?
The Misheard: Stick it in you effing neck
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Real Lyric: The men all pause
The Misheard: The men o pause
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Real Lyric: We just want to dance here
The Misheard: We just want our pants, dear
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Real Lyric: I've seen the world, been to many places.
The Misheard: I broke the world into many pieces.
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Real Lyric: I've got a meeting in the ladies room. I'll be back real soon.
The Misheard: I got a beating in the ladies room. For being bad, real smooth.
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