The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Runnin' with believers Go time for fever And I haven't got time for you either
The Misheard: Runnin' with the lemursGolden retrieverAnd they haven't got time for your ego
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Real Lyric: Open up my eager eyes
The Misheard: Open up your eagle's eyes
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Real Lyric: But I wandered through my playing cards and would not let her be.
The Misheard: But I wandered through my playing cards with my letter 'V.'
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Real Lyric: And it's good old country comfort in my bones
The Misheard: And it's good old country comfort in my balls
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Real Lyric: Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na
The Misheard: No OBAMA NO OBAMA NO OBAMA
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Real Lyric: M-m-m-Marry m-m-m-marry m-m-m-marry the night Ohhh m-m-marry m-m-m-marry m-m-m-marry the night
The Misheard: my mama married my mama married yooo mama married tonight
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Real Lyric: Whose that dude? I don’t even know his name. I laid hands on her.
The Misheard: Whose that dude? I don’t even know his name. Alejandro?
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Real Lyric: To divide this c**keyed world in two
The Misheard: Doo doo baba kaka world in two
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in africa
The Misheard: i cast the rains down in africa
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Real Lyric: I just died in your arms tonight, it must have been some kinda kiss
The Misheard: I just died in your arms tonight, it must have been some kind of cheese
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