The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dug my way out, blood and fire
The Misheard: Dug my way out, bladder fire
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Real Lyric: Your love is like bad medicine, bad medicine is what I need.
The Misheard: Your love is like a bad mexican, bad mexican is what I need.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...
The Misheard: I'm gonna eat my baby, mmmm...
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Real Lyric: (chorus)Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie
The Misheard: Would you like to be my Porcupine
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Real Lyric: No one is as lucky as us
The Misheard: No one is a sucky Einstein
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Real Lyric: Pockets on Shrek, Rockets on deck
The Misheard: Spock is on Shrek rockin' some dick.
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Real Lyric: Your lebanese, your orient
The Misheard: Your leather knees, your orient
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Real Lyric: I was the to hear your borning cry
The Misheard: I was there to hear your boring cry
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Real Lyric: And all the White girls trip when I I sing at sunday service
The Misheard: And all the White girls trip when II sing at Zombie service
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Real Lyric: Fill in the Cracks With Judicial Granite
The Misheard: Bill Paxton And Judas are running!
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