The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't let the bastards get ya down
The Misheard: Don't let the pastas hit the dong
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Real Lyric: "When he came across this young man sawin on a fiddle and playing it hot."
The Misheard: "When he came across this young man pullin on his diddle and it got him real hot."
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Real Lyric: I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough, and I'm like, forget you...
The Misheard: I guess your hand in my pants it just wasn't enough, and I'm Mike, so forget you.
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Real Lyric: ...love and darkness and my sidearm.
The Misheard: ...love and darkness and a Cylon.
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Real Lyric: County fair in the country sun
The Misheard: Gummi bear in the country sun
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Real Lyric: I have never seen that dress you're wearing Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
The Misheard: I have never seen that dress you're wearing Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind The lady in red is dancing with sheemy ka ching.
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Real Lyric: I bet you want to ambush me
The Misheard: I bet you want to end roast beef
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Real Lyric: +here comes the jesters
The Misheard: here comes the jetsons
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Real Lyric: What cha doing in the back, aah
The Misheard: Whatcha doing on your rump,rump,rump?
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Real Lyric: I'm going down, down baby , your street in a Range Rover
The Misheard: I'm going down, down baby your end of the rainbow
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