The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I stay, I pray
The Misheard: I'm crazy
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Real Lyric: No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes
The Misheard: No one Know what it's like To be the Batman To be the bad man Behind blue eyes
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Real Lyric: You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last
The Misheard: A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax
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Real Lyric: So tell me when you're gonna let me in I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
The Misheard: So tell me when you're gonna let me in I'm getting hard and I need somewhere to begin
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Real Lyric: From standin' on corners and porches just rappin' To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
The Misheard: From standin' on corners and porches just rappin' To havin' abortions, no more kissin' ass
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Real Lyric: The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
The Misheard: The woman is wild, you can tell by her purple Jaguar
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Real Lyric: Across the hill where I had my fist heartbreak.
The Misheard: Across the hill where I had my first Pottybreak.
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Real Lyric: Deep water all around me Circle sharks all about
The Misheard: Keep running all around me, circumcise all about
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Real Lyric: Dear Diary, it's happening again
The Misheard: The diarrhea is happening again
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Real Lyric: Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say but nothin' comes out 'cause when they move their lips it's just a bunch of gibberish. What the f*** is that? You forgot about Dre!
The Misheard: In the maze, all these eagles wanna hawk like they got some s**t to say but nothin' comes out 'cause when they move their nips it's just a bunch of gibberish. M ****ker, have you forgot about May?!
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