The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Please call me later tonight, 'cause I'm waiting for love.
The Misheard: Please call me waiter tonight, 'cause I'm waiting for love.
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Real Lyric: Gimme one of them sexy solos right here.
The Misheard: Gimme one of them sexy sodas right here.
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Real Lyric: She stays close on every bend.
The Misheard: She eats cole slaw every day.
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Real Lyric: Verizon Wireless commercial, based on Winter Wonderland: "...Walking in a 4-g wonderland."
The Misheard: Walking in an orgy wonderland.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here.
The Misheard: I blow bubbles when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: I heard it all before So don't knock down my door
The Misheard: I heard it all beforeSuh dunna dunna dar
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Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my
The Misheard: cherry pie, cherry pie
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Real Lyric: ...can't find a better man.
The Misheard: campfire butter man.
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Real Lyric: Not sure. Not sure I want to know. It'll ruin the memory for me. But I know it's wrong. It goes "I've seen ______ walk in the _______"
The Misheard: I see Hungarians walk in the world...
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Real Lyric: How cruel is the golden rule?
The Misheard: How cruel is the golden moon?
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