The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The first cut is the deepest
The Misheard: Those curtains are deepest
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Real Lyric: It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
The Misheard: He was as sweaty as a goat today. Sgt. Pepper ought to have a shave
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Real Lyric: On we sweep, with threshing oar Our only goal will be the western shore
The Misheard: Home we streak, with flashing arm,I wanna go where peaceful restrooms show.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief. Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief
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Real Lyric: I'd rather hurt you honesty than mislead you with a lie.
The Misheard: I'd rather hurt you honestly than to sleaze you with a lie.
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Real Lyric: Well, I'm not big on social graces. Think I'll slip on down to the oasis...
The Misheard: Well, I'm not big on sausage gravy.Think I'll slip on down to the Old Navy...
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Real Lyric: And by some chance a boy like me you're really been trying to find
The Misheard: about some testicle like me, you'e been really tried to find
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Real Lyric: So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year's over and a new one 's just begun
The Misheard: So this is Christmas, and what have you done?Another year's over and a new war just begon
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Please Mum and Dad
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Real Lyric: Wake up! Grab your brush and put on a little make up!
The Misheard: Jacob!Got to get to school on time so wake up!
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