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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: Give Me The Beat Boys

    Real Lyric: Ohh give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll And drift away

    The Misheard: Gimmie the people and a free my soulwe're a gonna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs she must have tubesand then a manna hanna lanna rageeee oh yeah

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    Artist: Jim Croce

    Song: Bad Bad Leroy Brown

    Real Lyric: Badder than old King Kong

    The Misheard: Badder than Old King Cole

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give em that which I desire.

    The Misheard: Give me food, give me fries, give me salad on the side.

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    Artist: Lil Wayne

    Song: You

    Real Lyric: She's fine too, but I want you.

    The Misheard: She's 5'2", but I want you.

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    Artist: Edwin McCain

    Song: I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)

    Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder. I'll be love's suicide. I'll be better when I'm older. I'll be the greatest fan of your life.

    The Misheard: I'll be your dragon shoulder.I'll be love's silver side.I'll be better when I'm older.I'll be the greatest man of your life.

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Prosthetics

    Real Lyric: "Dammit man I knew it was a Mistake."

    The Misheard: "Dammit man I knew it was a mustang."

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    Artist: Laws, Debra

    Song: Very Special

    Real Lyric: Love is life, what dreams come true.

    The Misheard: Love is like wet dreams come true.

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: King Creole

    Real Lyric: When he gets the rockin' fever baby, heaven sakes He don't stop playin' 'Till his guitar breaks

    The Misheard: When he gets the rockin' fever baby, having sex He don't stop playin' 'Till his guitar breaks

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    Artist: Hanson

    Song: MMMBop

    Real Lyric: You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last

    The Misheard: Yesterday an Asian took his lifeHe only wanted to relax

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