The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ohh give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll And drift away
The Misheard: Gimmie the people and a free my soulwe're a gonna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs she must have tubesand then a manna hanna lanna rageeee oh yeah
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Real Lyric: Badder than old King Kong
The Misheard: Badder than Old King Cole
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give em that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me food, give me fries, give me salad on the side.
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Real Lyric: She's fine too, but I want you.
The Misheard: She's 5'2", but I want you.
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Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder. I'll be love's suicide. I'll be better when I'm older. I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
The Misheard: I'll be your dragon shoulder.I'll be love's silver side.I'll be better when I'm older.I'll be the greatest man of your life.
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Real Lyric: "Dammit man I knew it was a Mistake."
The Misheard: "Dammit man I knew it was a mustang."
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Real Lyric: Love is life, what dreams come true.
The Misheard: Love is like wet dreams come true.
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Real Lyric: When he gets the rockin' fever baby, heaven sakes He don't stop playin' 'Till his guitar breaks
The Misheard: When he gets the rockin' fever baby, having sex He don't stop playin' 'Till his guitar breaks
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Real Lyric: You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last
The Misheard: Yesterday an Asian took his lifeHe only wanted to relax
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