The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ..when it's cold outside, I've got the month of May
The Misheard: ...when it's cold outside, I've got the mother May.
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Real Lyric: "You set my soul alight. Glaciers melting in the dead of night...."
The Misheard: Sipping soda fight. Gray shoes melting in the dead off fight.
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Real Lyric: "I ain't built like a supermodel."
The Misheard: I ain't billed by the soup of my nose.
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Real Lyric: Tranquil as a forest...
The Misheard: Faithful as a Walrus
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Real Lyric: Escobar Season has returned.
The Misheard: Basketball Season has returned.orEscobar Ceaser Has returned.
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Real Lyric: Dance, f**ker, dance
The Misheard: If Tails could dance
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Real Lyric: Rocking around the Christmas tree, Let the Christmas Spirit ring, Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, And do some caroling.
The Misheard: Rocking aroung the Christmas tree,Let the Christmas Spirit ring,Later we'll have some f**king pie,and do some caroling.
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Real Lyric: Up at Cody's camp I spent my days
The Misheard: Old Otis Campbell spent my pay
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me...
The Misheard: Stone man stomping
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Real Lyric: He ain't prejudiced, he's just made in America
The Misheard: He ain't pickle dust, he's just made in America
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