The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street, With the brim pulled way down low
The Misheard: Sleepwalkers barreling down the street,ĄPrueba lo!
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Real Lyric: Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline
The Misheard: Whatever goes in your eyed-up nation,We're in a little dixie pan
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Real Lyric: Put on some clothes, shake off your bed
The Misheard: Put on some clothes, shave off your head
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Real Lyric: Daddy sang bass, Momma sang tenor
The Misheard: Daddy sang bass, Momma fixed dinner
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Real Lyric: Don't you know I would move heaven and Earth.
The Misheard: Don't you know I would depend on a nerd.
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Real Lyric: Gold, Gold always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know you're indestructable always believe in....
The Misheard: Gold, Gold always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know you're into techno always believe in....
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Real Lyric: I'm at a payphone trying to call home All of my change I spent on you Where have the times gone Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
The Misheard: I'm on a dancefloor trying to run home, all of my change is spent on booze
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Real Lyric: Everytime I think of it I pinch myself
The Misheard: Everytime I think of it I piss myself
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Real Lyric: Under attack, I'm being taken About to crack, defences breaking
The Misheard: Under attack, I'm being taken A Heart attack, Sir Francis Bacon
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Real Lyric: Purple Haze!
The Misheard: s**tting in my self
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