The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world
The Misheard: Ooh, I swear there's dogs**t in my Cheerios
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Real Lyric: feliz navidad
The Misheard: fleas nubby duck
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Real Lyric: Brimful of Asha on the 45
The Misheard: Bacon voodoo rasher on the 45
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Real Lyric: You are so vain,
The Misheard: You are so lame,
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Real Lyric: The ice age is coming, The wheat's growing thin!
The Misheard: The ice age is coming, The weekends are dead!
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Real Lyric: Ground control to major tom...
The Misheard: Clown Control to major mom
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Real Lyric: Waving your banner all over the place
The Misheard: Dragging your butt all over in the place
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Real Lyric: she was a fast machine.
The Misheard: she was a fax machine.
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Real Lyric: ...spitting out pieces of his broken luck...
The Misheard: spitting out pieces of his broken LUNG!
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music, white boy
The Misheard: Play that f**kin' music, white boy
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