The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: God speed your love
The Misheard: Gods swede is lovely
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Real Lyric: Let's ride, with the family down the street, through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
The Misheard: Let's ride, with the family down the street, through the courtesy of friends compete.
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Real Lyric: Oye como va, mi ritmo...
The Misheard: Oye como va, !Peligro (Danger)!...
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Real Lyric: Parsely, sage, rosemary, & thyme
The Misheard: Parsley, save Rosemary in time!
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird.
The Misheard: Hung like a bird.
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Real Lyric: and she's a punk who rarely ever took advice
The Misheard: T.J. Punkarelly never took advice
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball
The Misheard: That deaf, dumb black kid Sure plays a mean pinball
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I left my brains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: "And she cruised through the hamburger stand now"
The Misheard: "As she cruised like she ever could stand, now"
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Real Lyric: ...the miller told his tale
The Misheard: ... the minnow tore his tail
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