The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't fear the Reaper.
The Misheard: Don't feel the reverb.
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Real Lyric: I'm looking for a heartbeat
The Misheard: Looking for a Hardee's
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Real Lyric: We can steer, we can near, with Rob Dickens at the wheel
The Misheard: We can steel, we can kneel, with rock dickens at the (whoit?)
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Real Lyric: I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York
The Misheard: I'm an Indian I'm a legal Englishman I'm an Englishman in New York
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Real Lyric: Put another dime in the jukebox, baby
The Misheard: Put another dime in the two by four!
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Real Lyric: It's hip to be square
The Misheard: It's hit the bee square
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my teeth you are to me
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Real Lyric: through it all, she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection
The Misheard: through it all she offers me protection, a lot of love and an erection
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy
The Misheard: Play that f**king music wide boy
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Real Lyric: Scar tissue that I wish you saw
The Misheard: Actually this is how my 8 year old sings it to this day! Snot tissue that I wish you saw...
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