The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "We're giving love in a family dose!" AND "Oh, I can hear ya now!"
The Misheard: "We're givin love to our family DOG!" AND "Oh, I can hear ya dog!"
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Real Lyric: "Stop draggin my heart around."
The Misheard: "Stop draggin my HOG around."
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: I never wanna bite the doctor
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Real Lyric: I never said I was a victim of circumstance
The Misheard: I never said I was a victim of the circumcised
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Real Lyric: You...lost and lonely
The Misheard: You...lusty, lonely
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke/Try t walk away and i stumble/Thugh i try to hide it, its clear/ My world rumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I try to say, goodbye Artichoke/Try to walk away on my stomach/Though I try to hide it, its clear/ I wear goggles when you are not near
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude
The Misheard: Hey You
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Real Lyric: big 'ol jet airliner
The Misheard: (my wife) sang "Big Ole Chad in the Line up"
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Real Lyric: GOT MY FIRST REAL SIX STRING PLAYED IT TILL MY FINGERS BLED
The Misheard: GOT MY FIRST THRILL AT SIXTEEN
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Real Lyric: Last night i held aladdin's lamp.
The Misheard: I did once know a lettuce man.
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