The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "My loneliness is killing me, I must confess, I still believe"
The Misheard: "My whole penis is killing me, I must confess, it's hard to pee"
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Real Lyric: take me down to the paradise city.
The Misheard: take me down to the very last city.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: Drink bourbon shakes like a lonely human
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Real Lyric: Pissing the night away
The Misheard: Kissing the night away
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Real Lyric: Try to detect it
The Misheard: Tattoo the testes
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Real Lyric: El - e - vay - shun! (Elevation)
The Misheard: Nu - sen - say - shun! (New Sensation!)
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Real Lyric: i got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: i got my head shaved by a chum-bo-chay
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly!
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready, hostess belly!
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Real Lyric: Does she speak eloquently?
The Misheard: Does she speak Alaghany?
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertainers!
The Misheard: Here we are now, we're retainers!
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