The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: An old man turned 98, he won the lottery and died the next day.
The Misheard: An old man turned and he ate, a small rockery and died the next day.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye....
The Misheard: I'm Blue, I'm in need of a guy and I'm in need of a guy and I'm in need of a guy.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue (da ba dee da ba di)
The Misheard: i'm blue (I'm in need of a guy, i'm in need of a guy, i'm in need of a guy)
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Real Lyric: With birds I share this lonely view.
The Misheard: Without the shade it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus I'm your fire at your desire....
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm your fire, choke me sire....
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Real Lyric: Champagne Supernova in the sky
The Misheard: Champagne souping over in the sky
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm feeling like a crim in a whole.
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Real Lyric: we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner out here in the street, there's a poor boy with some potatoes playing a guitar with his feet
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Real Lyric: I'm hairy noon and night
The Misheard: I'm hairy, Lou and I
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