The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the higway like a battering ram, On a silver black phantom bike..
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the higway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike..
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Real Lyric: For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins. We were merely Freshmen
The Misheard: For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die. 40 cents. We were merely Freshmen
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Real Lyric: "It's only teenage wasteland"
The Misheard: "It's only teenage waitress"
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Real Lyric: My poor heart aches...
The Misheard: I pull her legs...
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Real Lyric: Penny lane is in my ears, and in my eyes
The Misheard: And Elane was in my ears, and in my eyes
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Real Lyric: one day we'll all understand
The Misheard: one day we'll fall on nerf stands
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Real Lyric: It wasn't me that started that old crazy asian war.
The Misheard: It wasn't me that sat on that old crazy asian whore.
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Real Lyric: I'll steal the sun from the sky for you
The Misheard: I'll be circumcised for you
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Real Lyric: Smell those shrimp, they're beginnin' to boil
The Misheard: Spilled my shrimp dip again in a bar
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Real Lyric: Annie are you Okay, Are you Okay Annie?
The Misheard: Annie Oakley, or are you Oakley, Annie?
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