The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: people always told me "be careful what you do...don't go aroung breaking young girl's hearts"
The Misheard: people always told me "be careful what you poot...don't go around making young girl's fart"
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Ooooh bop-eretta
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Real Lyric: with birds we share its a lonely view
The Misheard: when the birds shed its a lonely tune
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Real Lyric: There's A Lady Who's Sure, All That Glitters is Gold, And She's Buying A Stairway To Heaven.
The Misheard: There's A Lady Who's Sure, All That She Sniffs if Coke, And She's Buying A Stairway To Heaven
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Real Lyric: Hey Teacher, Leave Those Kids Alone
The Misheard: Hey Caeser, Leave That b**th Alone (Which I thought was a reference to Julius Caesar's love affair with Cleopatra)
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Real Lyric: you know i'm such a fool for you
The Misheard: you know i'm searching food for you
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Real Lyric: Guilty feet got no rhythm
The Misheard: Two left feet I've got no rhythm
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Real Lyric: Happiness Lies In Your Own Hands
The Misheard: A Penis lies in your own hands... Somethings coming over me....
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, There's a howdy in the street, Where them pope boys are playing, In the stickels can't you be.
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Real Lyric: Somebody better put you back into your place
The Misheard: Sombody better put your bag into your place
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