The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want
The Misheard: You're the Wizzard of Oz!
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Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman.
The Misheard: You make me feel like a banjo row woman.
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police stole my car
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Real Lyric: Someone saved my life tonight
The Misheard: Someone shaved my wife tonight
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Real Lyric: I have no idea, but they can't be what they sound like
The Misheard: Little Hurly-Burly kept his anus curly-wurly...
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Real Lyric: Constant Craving
The Misheard: I can't stand gravy
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Real Lyric: 'cause I'm guilty as a girl can be
The Misheard: 'cause i'm guilty as a cocoa bean
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a rose on the grave
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer...
The Misheard: She seems to have invisible tough s**t.
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Real Lyric: mama take this badge from me
The Misheard: mama take this bath for me
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