The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Little black panties in my pocket
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by H.M.O.J.
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman
The Misheard: Climb every lawnmower
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the funky lady
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Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight In the dunes of the cape
The Misheard: If you like making love at midnight with some dude in a cape
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Real Lyric: Gettin' jiggy wit it
The Misheard: Catch a ni**er with it
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Real Lyric: hello, hello, hello, hello.
The Misheard: hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no...
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want it painted black
The Misheard: I see a rickshaw and i want it painted black
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Real Lyric: I'm shameless
The Misheard: I'm shaving
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