The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm so tired of my guns and my vanity I'd love to trade them in for some sanity
The Misheard: I'm so tired of my guns and my vanity I'd love to trade a man for some sanity
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Real Lyric: If you like piņa coladas, getting caught in the rain
The Misheard: If you like being a fermata, getting caught in the rain
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Real Lyric: (male voice) Living in a material world (material!) Living in a material world
The Misheard: Kids think that I'm a Cheerio girl (Cheerio!) Kids think that I'm a Cheerio girl
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Real Lyric: Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: Don't growl tonight Or else a bum will take your lime There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: Well here's a poke at you, you're gonna choke on it too.
The Misheard: Well here's a polecat tooth, you're gonna choke on it too.
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Real Lyric: Oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore
The Misheard: Oh oh and you'll marry Tyler Moore
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna love you Until you hate me And I'm gonna show you What's really crazy You should've known better Then to mess with me, heartache I'm gonna lie to you, I'm gonna lie to you Gonna lie to you, gonna lie to you Like a black widow, baby
The Misheard: I'm gonna love you Until you hate me And I'm gonna show you What's really crazy You should've known better Then to mess with me, heartache I'm gonna lie to you, I'm gonna lie to you Gonna lie to you, gonna lie to you Like a black little baby
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Real Lyric: Her dog day's just begun
The Misheard: Dolby's just begun
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Real Lyric: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
The Misheard: I've become a wet dream tomato
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Real Lyric: Blossom in the trees, you know how I feel
The Misheard: Possum in a cage, you know how I feel
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