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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Pour Some Sugar on Me

    Real Lyric: Love is like a bomb, baby c'mon get it on

    The Misheard: Lick me like a bone, baby come on get it on

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Butane in my veins and i'm out to cut the junkie

    The Misheard: Poo stains and pains and I'm cutting your chunky

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    Artist: Journey

    Song: Open Arms

    Real Lyric: So now I come to you with Open Arms.

    The Misheard: So now I come to you with Velvet Arms.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine outta place

    The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Mr. Jones

    Real Lyric: Mr. Jones and me

    The Misheard: Mr. Jones help me

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    Artist: Tim McGraw

    Song: Indian Outlaw

    Real Lyric: I'm an Indian Outlaw. Half Cherokee and Choctaw....

    The Misheard: I'm an Indian Outlaw. Half Cherokee and Chalkball....

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Even Flow

    Real Lyric: Freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete,again Oh, Feelin' maybe he'll see a little better set a days, ooh yeah Oh, hand out, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeah Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah

    The Misheard: heee-aaa, rissa heada ona little pillow made a concrey, oooo ya. oh, ooooh yaa, shibba ribba setta fetta mibby betta dayza, oooh ya. ohh, pigzy, somey bodey tickle lotsey little bitey monkeys, ohhh ya woa, heey ya, i-a donta no the wordsa toa this a so

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: Bailamos, let the rythem take you over

    The Misheard: My la mole, let the big thing take you over

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: Right about now The funk soul brother

    The Misheard: Right about now the funk SO brufer

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    Artist: Devo

    Song: Whip It

    Real Lyric: try to detect it, it's not too late.

    The Misheard: Pass through to Texas, it's not too late.

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