Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,792 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Search Results:

    Showing: 32511 thru 32520 of 54134

    Artist: Falco

    Song: Rock Me Amadeus

    Real Lyric: Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeu

    The Misheard: Rubbertails, Rubbertails, Rubbertails, Rubbertails, Rubbertails, Rubbertails, Rubbertai

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Shock The Monkey

    Real Lyric: Shock the monkey

    The Misheard: Shot the monkey

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of

    Real Lyric: It's the stuff that dreams are made of. It's the slow and steady fire.

    The Misheard: It's the spotlight dream tomato. It's the slow and steady vine.

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Blondie

    Song: Heart Of Glass

    Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust

    The Misheard: Macho mistress

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Ray Of Light

    Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home.

    The Misheard: And I feel like a disco whore.

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue, daa ba dee da ba daa

    The Misheard: I'm blue, I will meet other guys

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer

    The Misheard: No moustache could offend Andy Griffith

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Come Together

    Real Lyric: I still don't know

    The Misheard: ...toe jam football

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Dixie Chicks

    Song: Cowboy Take Me Away

    Real Lyric: except for maybe you, and your simple smile

    The Misheard: except for big big you, and your simple smile

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Hot Blooded

    Real Lyric: "Hot Blooded, Check it and see..."

    The Misheard: "Hot Blooded, Chicken of the Sea..."

    The Story: Read it here »

    3247 3248 3249 3250 3251 3252 3253 3254 3255 3256 3257