The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen Now we're sharing the same dream And our hearts they beat as one No more love on the run
The Misheard: Caribbean Queen Now we're sharing the same meat And a heart stampede at once No more love on the rug
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Real Lyric: I will follow
The Misheard: I will swallow
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Real Lyric: Jojo left his home in tucson, arizona For some california grass.
The Misheard: jojo liked to booze it up in arizona and smoke some california grass.
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Real Lyric: Hush hush Keep it down now Voices carry
The Misheard: Hush hush Even downtown Was so scary
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Real Lyric: Pardon me while I burst into flames
The Misheard: Pardon me as I piss into the flames
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva
The Misheard: Jackaroo baaaaaaby
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Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: Play it to me big brass band
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenage drunken butt
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Real Lyric: Hear my words so that I might reach you
The Misheard: Hear my words that I'm an anti Jew
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Real Lyric: Chain Chain Chain, chain of fools
The Misheard: Jane Jane Jane, Jane of fools
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