The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: Don't go around tonight, it's bound to be all right, Yeah the bathroom's on the right!
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Real Lyric: Now I can touch you
The Misheard: Now I can cut you
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Real Lyric: Think about how many times I have fallen Spirits are using me, larger voices callin' What Heaven brought you and me Cannot be forgotten (Been around the world) I have been around the world (Lookin') Lookin' for that woman-girl (Who knows she knows) Who knows love can endure
The Misheard: Think about how many times I have fallen Spirits are using me, larger voices calling' Why Heaven has brought you and me Cannot be forgotten I have been around the world looking for a common truth Who knows the pen and sword And you know it will….
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Real Lyric: I once was lost in sin but Jesus took me in And then a little light from heaven filled my soul He bathed my heart in love and wrote my name above And just a little talk with my Jesus made me whole (Now let us) have a little talk with Jesus (let us) tell him all about our troubles (He will) hear our faintest cry (and we will) answer by and by (Now when you) feel a little pray'r wheel turning (Then you'll) know a little fire is burning (You will) find a little talk with Jesus makes it right (Now let us) have a little talk... I may have doubts and fears my eyes be filled with tears But Jesus is a friend who watches day and night I go to him in prayer he knows my every care And just a little talk with my Jesus gonna makes it right (Now let us) have a little talk... (Makes it right)
The Misheard: (Now Let us) have a little chocolate Jesus
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Real Lyric: Sweet home alabama, when the skies aren't blue Sweet home alabama, Lord I'm coming home to you.
The Misheard: Sweet home Marijuana, when the skies aren't blue sweet home Marijuana, Lord I'm coming home to you, Marijuana...
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Real Lyric: That it's only the thrill Of boy meeting girl Opposites attract
The Misheard: That it's only a drill Of boy meeting girl While their zits attract
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Real Lyric: Night to night Gimme the other, gimme the other
The Misheard: Night to night Gimme the otter, gimme the otter
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Real Lyric: Can't you taste this gold?
The Misheard: Can't you taste this skunk?
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Real Lyric: Express yourself
The Misheard: She bled to death
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Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face, she's got me like nobody.
The Misheard: Fury swipes, fury swipes, no we can't breathe on my poker face, she's got that limo body.
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