The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet.
The Misheard: I got my head shaved by a chimoche.
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I check the planes down in Africa
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Real Lyric: You see I called my old lady For a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor Ahh-ahh is all I heard
The Misheard: You see I called my old lady For a friendly word She picked up the phone Jackin' off the floor Ahh-ahh is all I heard
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?
The Misheard: Did you exchange a walk on particle board for a lead role in a cage?
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Real Lyric: china grove
The Misheard: time to go
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Real Lyric: the club is full of ballas and the pockets full grown
The Misheard: the club is full of bollocks and his c**k is full grown
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman, it's all in me.
The Misheard: Climb every mountain it's heavenly.
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Real Lyric: brimful of asha on the 45
The Misheard: queer coon basher on the 45
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Real Lyric: pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: pour dom dooby dom day
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Real Lyric: Make no mistake about Jungle Face Jake
The Misheard: Make no mistake about cellophane Grapes
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