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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ramones

    Song: Blitzkrieg Bop

    Real Lyric: Blitzdreig Bop

    The Misheard: Let's get f*cked!

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

    The Misheard: Is this the real life? Is this just bad to see?

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: More than a woman

    The Misheard: Baldheaded woman

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da

    Real Lyric: Desmond takes a trolly to the jeweler store, buys her 20 carat golden ring

    The Misheard: Desmond takes a trolly to the Jew next door, buys her 20 carat golden ring

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Penny Lane

    Real Lyric: Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs

    The Misheard: Penny Lane there is a bar that's full of porn and maths

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: I was cold and lonely in the deep dark night . . .

    The Misheard: I was cold and lonely in the three dog night . . .

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

    Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are Made of This

    The Misheard: Sweet Jesus Made of Steel

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: Making love to his tonic & gin

    The Misheard: Making love to his tie again, Jim.

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    Artist: Hanson

    Song: At Christmas

    Real Lyric: Memories round the Christmas tree are the sweetest ones that remain with me

    The Misheard: Memories around the Christmas tree.. A Swedish woman, who lay with me....

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view

    The Misheard: With the girl who sheds it's a lonely due end

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