The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And we'll have fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away (Fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
The Misheard: And we'll have fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bag away (Fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bag away)
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Real Lyric: Theres a lying in your silence
The Misheard: Theres a lion in your silence
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Real Lyric: Maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb
The Misheard: Maybe get a person on your little finger, maybe get a gemstone on your thumb
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Real Lyric: They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit
The Misheard: they want you in the nudie crew
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Real Lyric: I felt the hate rise up in me, Kneel down and clear the stone and leaves, I wander out where you can't see, Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
The Misheard: I felt the air rise up in me, Kneel down and pray the stone unleashed, I wander out where you can't see, Inside my shell I wait and bleed
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Real Lyric: The jet pilots tuned to The c**kpit radio blare
The Misheard: The jet fighter tuned to The Catholic radio blare
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Real Lyric: So Lonely So Lonely
The Misheard: Sue Lawley Sue Lawley
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Real Lyric: ...life in plastic is fantastic
The Misheard: live in plastic or i will slap you with elastic
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Real Lyric: i don't think you're ready for this jelly...
The Misheard: i don't think i'm ready for this belly...
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by a chamo-chey
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