The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was look'n kinda with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
The Misheard: She was look'n kinda with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an ELF on her forehead
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Real Lyric: Two big horns, and a woolly jaw.
The Misheard: A two bit whore, and a wounded dog.
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Real Lyric: Strumming my six-string
The Misheard: Strumming my sex train
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Real Lyric: Do the Hustle
The Misheard: Do the Hot Sauce
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any pudding if you don't say YIPPEEE!
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Real Lyric: sweet to taste...saccharine
The Misheard: sweet potatoes... sack of wheat
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an Invisible touch
The Misheard: She takes, your hand, and -- Easy boy, don't touch her
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.
The Misheard: Michelle, Ma Bell Sondheim knows he votes for Dubya's son Tray bin on tour
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: I fight as tho I didn't know he always wins.
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway
The Misheard: Some p***y on a highway
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