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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: One Of These Days

    Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces

    The Misheard: One of these days I'm going to dance with the Evil One

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Games Without Frontiers

    Real Lyric: Games Without Frontiers War Without Tears

    The Misheard: Games Without Frontiers War Without Beers

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    Artist: Wild Cherry

    Song: Play That Funky Music

    Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy

    The Misheard: Play that f**kin' music wise boy

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Guantanamera

    Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera

    The Misheard: One Ton of Merda, Taquilla One Ton of Merda

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Are The Champions

    Real Lyric: We are the Champions, my friends

    The Misheard: We are the tampons, my friends

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (Don't Stop) Don't Stop til you get enough

    The Misheard: Keep up like a porn star Don't stop still you get it up

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: A Denial A Denial

    The Misheard: Bloody Nylons Bloody Nylons

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    Artist: Sting

    Song: Englishman In New York

    Real Lyric: I'm a legal alien

    The Misheard: I'm an evil alien

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning up his fuse up there alone.

    The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning all the shoes off everyone.

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: right about now, the funk soul brother

    The Misheard: Right about now, funks your brother

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