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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Mystikal

    Song: Shake Ya Ass

    Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, watch yourself Shake ya ass, so me what your working with

    The Misheard: Shake ya ass, wash yourself Shake ya ass, why you got them funky tits?

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: I'm Like A Bird

    Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away, I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is

    The Misheard: I'm like a bird, I'm on the highway, I don't know where my phone is, I don't know bout my homies

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Philadelphia Freedom

    Real Lyric: "Philadelphia freedom. . ."

    The Misheard: "Billy, don't be a hero..."

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Aeroplane

    Real Lyric: it's my aeroplane

    The Misheard: kiss my yellow thing..

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: another one bites the dust

    The Misheard: another one f%^#s a duck

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Black Dog

    Real Lyric: A big legged woman aint got no soul

    The Misheard: A peg legged woman aint got no sole or a thin lipped woman aint got no soul

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: The Ballad Of John And Yoko

    Real Lyric: Made a lightning trip to Vienna, eating chocolate cake in a bag.

    The Misheard: I feel like a trip to Vienna, eating chocolate cake in the bath.

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    Artist: Seals and Crofts

    Song: Summer Breeze

    Real Lyric: Summer breeze Makes me feel fine.

    The Misheard: Celery Makes me feel fine.

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: It's My Life

    Real Lyric: Like Frankie said I did it my way

    The Misheard: I Freaking said I did it my way

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: Billy Jean is not my lover she's just a girl, who says that i am the one but the kid is not my son.

    The Misheard: Billy Jean is not my brother he's just a girl, I am the one but the chair is not my son.

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