The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible top s**t!
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Real Lyric: Mama Told Me Not To Come
The Misheard: I'm A Toad And I Jump
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Real Lyric: I said the lyrics in the song wer "Picture this we were both caught makin love on the bathroom floor".
The Misheard: But my boyfriend says that it is "Picture this we were both buck naked lovin' on the bathroom floor" I say there is NO possible way these are the words!!!
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Real Lyric: can you take me higher to a place where blind men see can you take me higher to a place with golden streets
The Misheard: can you take me higher to a place where i'm unseen can you take me higher to a place with golden trees
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I walk on books when you are not here
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Real Lyric: Bar-bar-bar-bar-barbara ann
The Misheard: Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah ram
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Real Lyric: You are the perfect drug
The Misheard: You are the butt factron
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Real Lyric: "Weep not for your memories"
The Misheard: 'Weep not for your mammaries'
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Real Lyric: Hiding behind a rainbow's waltz.
The Misheard: Heidi hide a rainbow's watch.
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Real Lyric: You make a grown man cry
The Misheard: You make me grow red wine
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