The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're where you should be all the time, but when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend
The Misheard: You're where you should be all the time, but when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a cloaksman, wife of a cloaksman
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love, whoa
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love, whoa
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Real Lyric: The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
The Misheard: The pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tray
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I guess it rains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: A cheap f**k for me to lay
The Misheard: A cheap dog for me to spay
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Real Lyric: Just a drop of water in an endless sea.
The Misheard: Just a drop of water in an embassy.
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Real Lyric: You'll go down in history
The Misheard: You'll go down in his story
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Real Lyric: Grab my eggs & my pancakes too I got my maple syrup, everything but you
The Misheard: got my cramps & my backaches too gotta eat my maple syrup while I think of food
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Real Lyric: Maybe I'm just like my father too bold
The Misheard: Maybe I'm just like my father - Tupelo
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Real Lyric: ... Four that want to own me, Two that want to stone me, One says she's a friend of mine...
The Misheard: ... Four that wanna tow me, two that wanna blow me, One says she's afraid to dine...
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