The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex I see you
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Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap
The Misheard: We're callin a trout
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Real Lyric: The number on my match book is old and faded
The Misheard: The number on my math book is old and faded
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Real Lyric: Remember how you made me crazy Remember how I made you scream
The Misheard: Cucumber how you made me crazy Cucumber how I made you cream
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Real Lyric: Fearsome like the sag in a fat man's chair Sweeter than a patch of rogaine hair.. & Tender as burger in your microwave..
The Misheard: fearsome like a sag in batman's chair Faster than a patch of roman hair.. & Tenderize a booger in your microwave..
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in old Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, stuck in my old "Depends"
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Real Lyric: We all live in a yellow submarine
The Misheard: we all live in a tub of margirine
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the birth of Cher, it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: I got my hashpipe
The Misheard: I got my ass wide/ I got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: Amazing Grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me...
The Misheard: Amazing Grace how sweet the sound that saved the ranch like me...
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