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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: God bless you please Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey hey hey

    The Misheard: God bless you please Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for hoes who pray Hey hey hey

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: I gotta straighten my face, this mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place

    The Misheard: I got string on my face, this yellow fat chick just got that spider in the face!

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    Artist: Iggy Azalea

    Song: Fancy

    Real Lyric: And I'm still in the murder business

    The Misheard: And I'm still gonna murder *enis

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    Artist: INXS

    Song: Mystify

    Real Lyric: Mystify

    The Misheard: Mister fart

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    Artist: Split Enz

    Song: I See Red

    Real Lyric: When my baby's walking down the street, I see red, I see red, I see red...

    The Misheard: Pull my *enis up and down the street, I see red, I see red, I see red...

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Homecoming

    Real Lyric: The company lost the war today!

    The Misheard: The company lost the war to Deb!!!!

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    Artist: Gwen Stefani

    Song: Holla Back Girl

    Real Lyric: Oooh, that's my sh#t, that's my sh#t

    The Misheard: Oooh, touch my sh#t, touch my sh#t

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    Artist: Grizzly Bear

    Song: Two Weeks

    Real Lyric: Would you always Maybe sometimes Make it easy Take your time

    The Misheard: Would you always, Melisande (Melisandre?) Meli Meli Take your time?

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    Artist: Adele

    Song: Skyfall

    Real Lyric: We will stand tall

    The Misheard: We will stand toe

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    Artist: Corrs

    Song: Give Me a Reason

    Real Lyric: And my make-up's off so just give me a reason

    The Misheard: And I'm making sausages, give me a reason

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