The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: Spider marine, I am still just waiting to pounce.
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Real Lyric: da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I've been deed I've been dyed
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Real Lyric: I'm your operator, you can call any time
The Misheard: Im your Uncle Ray now, you can call any time
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Real Lyric: Im like a bird I always fly away I don't know where my home is I don't know where my soul is
The Misheard: Im like a bird I always fly away I don't know where my home is I don't know where my phone is.
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is at my door she's just a girl who thinks I am the one but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie Jean has got my whore she shuts a girl who thinks I am the one but the kid has not my lung
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Real Lyric: and that's where the hornet stung me and I had a feverish scream
The Misheard: And that's where the floor net hung me and I had a feverish spleen
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Real Lyric: Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy
The Misheard: Let's ride a cowboy, let's ride a cowboy
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street, Willie and the poor boys are playing, Bring your nickles , tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, outie in the street, Where the paw paws are playing, Bring your jukebox, tap your feet.
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Real Lyric: Soooooooooy un perdidor...
The Misheard: Sooooooil on the patio....
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street. Willy and the poor boys are playin' bring your nickles tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner out in the street. Willy and the pope boys are playing, Bringing Hitler's happy beat.
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