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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Pledge Of Allegiance

    Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

    The Misheard: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Steaks of America

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa

    The Misheard: I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy.

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    Artist: Dave Matthews Band

    Song: Crash

    Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more, and shoe your world to me.

    The Misheard: Hike up your skirt little boy, and show your world to me.

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: Mary Mary

    Real Lyric: I've done more now than a clear-thinkin man would do

    The Misheard: I've done more now than a cotton pickin man would do

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Cheeseburger In Paradise

    Real Lyric: cheeseburger in paradise

    The Misheard: cheeseburger and a pair of dice

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    Artist: Mark Lindsay

    Song: Arizona

    Real Lyric: Arizona

    The Misheard: Air and soda

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    Artist: Enya

    Song: Orinoco Flow

    Real Lyric: let me sail, let me sail, let me crash upon your shore,

    The Misheard: Let me stay, let me stay, let me crash upon your floor...

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    Artist: Bruce Springsteen

    Song: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out

    Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue freeze-out

    The Misheard: Dead Devil in the freezer

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Mr. Tambourine Man

    Real Lyric: yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea..

    The Misheard: yes, to dance...free, so the wet head by the sea...

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    Artist: Pointer Sisters

    Song: Jump (For Your Love)

    Real Lyric: Jump if you want to taste my kisses in the night.

    The Misheard: Jump if you wont't take my ketchup in the night.

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