The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Fist on my plate Swallowed it down
The Misheard: Piss on my plate Swallowed it down
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Real Lyric: I'm shameless.....
The Misheard: I'm Shaving.....
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Real Lyric: I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through!
The Misheard: I've had my share of bad kids in my hair and I ain't gonna lose!
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Real Lyric: Traveling in a fried-out combie
The Misheard: Traveling in a fried-out Gumby
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Real Lyric: No alarms and no suprises, silent
The Misheard: Knomes and no suprises, sadly
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Real Lyric: Mama take this badge from me
The Misheard: Mama take this bath for me
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Real Lyric: I see a bad moon rising
The Misheard: I see a can of soup smiling
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Real Lyric: I'm free, free fallin'
The Misheard: I'm free, free for the night
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Real Lyric: a drink of cherry cola
The Misheard: chicken cherry cola
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Real Lyric: And when you get the chance to sit it out or dance I hope you dance
The Misheard: And when you get the choice to sit it out or ELSE I hope you dance
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