The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey! You! Are you trying to be mean? You live with apes man it's hard to be clean.
The Misheard: Hey! You! Are you trying to be mean? You have her legs spread it's hard to be clean.
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Real Lyric: Another bites the dust...hey I'm gonna get you too.
The Misheard: Another rides the bus...hey I'm gonna sit by you.
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Real Lyric: Drove the chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
The Misheard: Rode miss Bevy at the levy, but miss Bevy was dry.
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Real Lyric: Evil Woman
The Misheard: Believe a woman
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin, These wounds they will not heal...
The Misheard: Crawling in my skin, These worms they will not eel..
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front....
The Misheard: 11 inch butt, 11 inch butt....
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dukes of hazard in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Like a band of gypsys we roll down the highway.
The Misheard: Like a man who gets his meatloaf down the highway.
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Real Lyric: soy un perdedor
The Misheard: so I've no antidote
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Real Lyric: Cant Take Me Apart
The Misheard: God, Give Me A Porn!
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