The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 32191 thru 32200 of 54134
Real Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me food, Give me fries, Gimme a sandwich on the side.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm a material girl
The Misheard: I'm ma-ma material girl
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Takin' Care of Business
The Misheard: Takin' care of biscuits
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You drive me crazy
The Misheard: My but's full of gravy
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'll go down with this ship
The Misheard: I'll go down with this s**t
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I´m sorry Ms Jackson I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times.
The Misheard: What's up there Ms Jackson I am for real. Never meant to make your doctor cry I apologize and truly tise.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: let me know the way, before there's hell to pay...
The Misheard: Let me know the way before those cows are paid
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: all we are sayin is give peace a chance
The Misheard: all we are sayin is keep on your pants
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Don't ever believe our love's terminal
The Misheard: Don't tell me Billy Bob is terminal
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: ...Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Misheard: Invisible, with licorice and Pop-tarts for all.
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.