The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime.
The Misheard: Got my first real g-string, bought it at the five-and-dime.
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: I'm a weenie in a hot dog
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Real Lyric: JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he knew it couldn't last.
The Misheard: JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman,but he knew he didn't have ass
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird
The Misheard: I'm like a nird
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Real Lyric: I'll be your wish I'll be your dream I'll be your fantasy
The Misheard: I'll be your fish I'll be so mean I'll be your ecstasy
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Real Lyric: You drive me crazy I just can't sleep I'm so excited I'm into deep
The Misheard: You are so lazy I just can't sleep I'm so delighted I'm such a creep
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think your ready to bump this belly
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Real Lyric: More than a woman
The Misheard: More than a llama
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Real Lyric: I'm a legal alien
The Misheard: I'm illegal alien
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Real Lyric: God bless mother nature. She's a single woman, too. She took over heaven, and did what she had to do
The Misheard: God bless mother of angels. She's a single woman, too. She took off her hairbun, and did what she had to do
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