The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water...
The Misheard: Stoned Jabba Wabba....
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Real Lyric: oh lord, stuck in old lodi again.
The Misheard: Hola! Suckin' on old dry ham
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Real Lyric: Take your time, is the way I rhyme gonna make you smile When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
The Misheard: Take your time, is the way I rhyme gonna make you smile When you realize that ya gotta suck my d**k a while
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Real Lyric: Tournament of tournament of tournament of lies
The Misheard: Turn 'em into turn 'em into turn 'em into flies!
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Real Lyric: If one guys colors and the others don't mix
The Misheard: If one guy's coughing and the others don't eat
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Real Lyric: I'm a legal alien
The Misheard: I'm an evil alien
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Real Lyric: Da-ba-dee-da-ba-dye
The Misheard: I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Shot to the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad name
The Misheard: Shocked to the heart And you're too plain You give love a bad name
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Real Lyric: Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube.
The Misheard: b**th r u gettin down on a prostitute
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Real Lyric: ...can't find a better man
The Misheard: ...can't find Duck Butter Man
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