The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
The Misheard: Blue like my carcass it stands for all time
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me...
The Misheard: Closer than my briefs you are to me...
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken.
The Misheard: Can you imagine loving deep-fried chicken.
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Real Lyric: Goodbye yellow brick road.
The Misheard: Goodbye Marilyn Monroe.
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place
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Real Lyric: Waving your banner all over the place
The Misheard: Waving your fanny all over the place
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, croquet.
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Real Lyric: Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car...
The Misheard: Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a bra...
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Real Lyric: Because the night belongs to lovers
The Misheard: Rebirth of life belongs to lovers
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Real Lyric: Don't have to settle no God Damn score.
The Misheard: Don't have to sit on no God Damn stool.
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