The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He walks into the room, with a pencil in his hand
The Misheard: He walks into the room, with his penis in his hand
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Real Lyric: Exit light Enter night Take my hand, we're off to never-never land
The Misheard: Exit life Enter knife Peterpan, we're off to never-never land
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Real Lyric: I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's
The Misheard: I've got my ass wipe and some big cheese
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in old Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, stuck on old diaper pins
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Real Lyric: in excelsis deo
The Misheard: when eggshells see day-o
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my priest you are to me
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Real Lyric: This is how you remind me of what I really am
The Misheard: Dear Suzanne, you remind me of what I really am
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Real Lyric: Though my love great, though my is true i'm just scared we may fall through
The Misheard: Though my love red, thought my is blue, i'm just scared, we may fall and sue
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Real Lyric: Put another dime in the jukebox, babe
The Misheard: Put another dime in the juice box, baby
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Real Lyric: The devil will drag you under by the sharp lapels of your checkered coat
The Misheard: The devil will drag you under by the sharp propellrs of your sinkin' boat
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