The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So girl I can't buy you a big diamond ring, no house on a hill full of life's finer things
The Misheard: So girl I can't buy you a big diamond ring, no house on a hill full of live spider things
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Real Lyric: We ran outside hood-sliding like Bo Duke
The Misheard: We ran outside hood-sliding like bowduth.
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years? Stowin' away the time
The Misheard: Are you Rollin’ in the yeast?stowin’ away the time.
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Real Lyric: Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo.
The Misheard: Ten rounds with Jose's Grandma.
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Real Lyric: We out here drippin' in finesse
The Misheard: We out here drippin' Inverness
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Real Lyric: Atmospheric disturbance, the feverish flux, of human interface
The Misheard: And the spherical servants, with fingerless gloves, buff humans in the face
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Real Lyric: You want the get down, here comes the gang war
The Misheard: You want to get down? Here comes the gay boy!
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Real Lyric: And you told me not to drive/But I made it home alive
The Misheard: And you told me, "Nice to try"/But I made it hold the line
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Real Lyric: Raspberry beret
The Misheard: Trans-vertical rain
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Real Lyric: And He walks with me, and He talks with me, and He tells me that I am His own
The Misheard: Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me that I am his own
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