The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 31981 thru 31990 of 54134
Real Lyric: Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio Broke a million hearts in mono.
The Misheard: Poor old Johnny Ray When at Santa Pod the radio broke A million hearts go oh no!
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Real Lyric: the bo du wop part
The Misheard: bit the towel, bow, do wop
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Real Lyric: Try to detect it.
The Misheard: Tattoo detective.
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Real Lyric: All the better just to please you
The Misheard: hot the bathtub just to please you
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Real Lyric: La Donna e` Mobile qual piuma al vento, muta d' accento e di pensier! e di pensier! e di pensier!
The Misheard: (last three lines) 'any pants here'
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Look in my pants, he's in my pocket
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Real Lyric: Daddy sits on the front porch swinging looking out at a vacant field
The Misheard: Daddy sits on the front porch swinging looking out at a bacon field
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Real Lyric: she was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: she was lookin kinda dumb with her finger in her bum and the shape of an "L" on her forehead
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Real Lyric: Bob Marley, poet and profet
The Misheard: Bob Marley, throw him in a bucket
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Real Lyric: smooth operator s-m-o-o-t-h operator!
The Misheard: oooooh barbaretta oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh barbaretta
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