The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "oh well whatever, nevermind"
The Misheard: "oh well whatever, your a mime"
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Real Lyric: Ginger Rogers, Dance on Air
The Misheard: Gingavitis, What a Scare
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Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
The Misheard: Who to mistrust, not naugahyde
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boots, a Nudie Suit
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Real Lyric: Lauren, Catherine, Lana, too
The Misheard: Lawrence, Catherine, Latitude
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Real Lyric: when angelic hosts proclaim
The Misheard: with the jelly toast proclaim
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Real Lyric: Going to the candidates debate.
The Misheard: Going to the camp, today's the date.
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Real Lyric: TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS, EVERY DAY ...
The Misheard: TAKING CARE OF PRISONERS EVERY DAY ....
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Real Lyric: I felt the hate rise up in me, Knelt down and cleared the stone of leaves, I wander out where you can see, Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
The Misheard: I felt the air rise up in me, Went down to the river to sneeze, I wandered about to see, Insdie the shadows, wait and bleed.
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Real Lyric: I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
The Misheard: I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
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