The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy But God can't hear her
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Real Lyric: She'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took her t-bird away!
The Misheard: She'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took her beeper away!
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Real Lyric: Close your eyes, Give me your hand, Darilin'
The Misheard: Close your eyes, Kimi, you hand, Darlin'
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Real Lyric: with the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: with the blood that's shed it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Substitute
The Misheard: Soap-streaked shirts
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Real Lyric: "Spread your wings and fly"
The Misheard: "Zipping down your fly"
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready, for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready to BUMP this jelly
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Real Lyric: To Martinique, that masarat mystique.
The Misheard: To martin's knee, a monster's after me.
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Real Lyric: i got a new complaint
The Misheard: I got a new gold plane
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm addicted Your kiss is the drug
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm addicted Addicted to drugs
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